james_kieliszek ([info]james_kieliszek) wrote,
@ 2006-07-18 14:39:00
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Ask me what the secret to comedy is...
Back in the ROC after 9 days in the Adirondacks. A pile of fun was had by all, as we tore Nature a new one, Robinson Crusoe-style. Early in the trip, I was part of a team that tore down a pair of beaver dams that were flooding local streams. The first one was small, and the release was less than spectacular for the amount of work invested. The second dam was much larger, and while it took a great deal more effort, destroying it was a blast. I stood in the torrent we released to work on deepening the channel through the dam, and the force of the water (and debris) rushing past was enough to turn my cargo pants into hulk shorts. A few days later, I used a DR mower to clear a thicket of trees for a telescope platform, which was surprisingly enjoyable. I wielded the DR sans work gloves for the first half an hour, and earned some wicked blisters for my shortsightedness. After grabbing a pair of very nice Husqvarna chainsaw gloves, I finished off all but the largest trees in the thicket. The DR turned whole groups of smaller trees into pulp with incredible ease; if a strand of trees was too dense to drive over, I could pop a wheelie and begin slicing through them horizontally (think Dead Alive, but with trees instead of zombies). I was also worked on creating a diving platform; Andy cut down some trees, we stripped them of limbs and bark, dragged them into position, and lashed them together. After a day of such work, some of which was admittedly dangerous, I managed to get my hand crushed between two rocks while working on the benign job of installing a dock at another camp. X-Rays yesterday came back negative, so it looks like heat packs and Ibuprofen will be enough to get me back to full use of the hand in short order. In between bouts of mild to moderate personal injury, we ate like kings, consumed beer in abundance, and generally amused the hell out of ourselves. The trip has crystallized two things for me: 1) I want a house with a hot tub, 2) I want a DS-Lite. The former will have to wait, but the latter will probably get taken care of tonight.

...Timing!

I'll be up in Jersey this weekend sunning and funning with Grahams et al, and I might pay my Grandfather a visit - he fell at his home and is doing some rehab (learning how to walk with a walker, etc).

Addendum: I feel obliged to mention that while I've never been to an air show, and as of now have no intention to attend one, when I was sitting on Potter's dock and two A-10 Warthogs came in low (and relatively slow) over the lake, passing directly overhead before crossing Brandreth Lake and banking steeply - I was awestruck. Those things are all kinds of cool.

Also, any suggestions on what DS games qualify as must-owns?



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[info]grahams
2006-07-18 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Matt, Pat Haney, and I were kicking Multiplayer Worms DS for hours on end a little while back... Great game, but you can wait until this weekend to check it out (assuming matt brings it).

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[info]freddyo
2006-07-19 12:09 am UTC (link)
Hey James,
2 things:
One, I know a new mario game came out recently (I believe with the release of the DS lite and it's supposed to be really good)

And second, I recommend going to at least one major airshow sometime in your life. It's really quite an experience. I know exactly what you mean about the awe you feel when you see military jets flying by. Airshows take that to the next level. Granted it's a whole day affair, you usually get sunburned, there are tons of people, long waits between acts and it's a lot of walking, .....the reward is WELL worth it in my opinion.

Those jets you saw are impressive, but they weren't pushing the planes from the sounds of it. Some of the things they do at air shows are downright scary as far as the performance of these planes.

Some cooler moments I can remember (I've been to 10 airshows):

Seeing an F-15 do a low speed pass (very high angle of attack, yet traveling horizontally, the plane was at about a 45 degree angle to the ground), at about 50 feet up then as it passed the center of the "stage" (the middle of the runway), it lit up into full afterburner, pulled to vertical, and accellerated straight up, until it broke the sound barrier about about 3 miles up. (we couldn't hear the sonic boom due to the direction he was traveling, but they put the pilots radio over the intercomm and he was calling out speeds and other info). The plane went from being close enough to easily see the pilot to just a faint spec in the sky in about 20 seconds. Seriously unbelievable how fast that thing accellerated straight up. The announcer said something like it had the equivalent of 30,000 horsepower...!

Seeing the F-117 stealth for the first time. This jet is freakin cool. I don't care that it has no guns, or isn't supersonic capable...it's amazing to look at. I remember seeing it for the first time in 1995 (just after the gulf war I believe) and it flew from Iowa to Bangor nonstop (probably refueling), then did 4 flybys and flew back. The security was so tight on those at the time, that they wouldn't land them for the public to get close. They turned the PA system to the radio frequency of the control towers so the crowd could hear the controllers dealing with the stealth plane. You could hear them talking to the pilot, and being like "We don't have you on our screens, what's your distance and heading?" The entire time as the plane was approaching, the controllers couldn't detect it. The pilot was like, "50 miles and closing", "10 miles and closing", etc... and they never saw it. When it finally came into sight, it was very small, and very quiet. It's noticeably quiet, yet still very fast. When it comes by, the thing that strikes you most about it, is the angular sharp looking shape, and how sinister the deep flat black looks. It's unlike anything you've ever seen. Seeing it in person is completely different than seeing it in a picture or movie. Nowadays you can walk up to it at airshows.

Seeing a fighter jet break the sound barrier. Technically they aren't supposed to do this, but I've been to a few airshows where it happened. They push it 99% of the way there, and if there is a change in air pressure, or humidity, etc... they crack through. Hearing a sonic boom is cool, but that's one thing. Seeing a jet, up close, as it screams by is an experience that strikes you with complete awe. Depending on how close they come to the crowd, you may literally have trouble tracking it as it comes by....it's that fast. Plus, it's SILENT as it comes. You really don't know what I mean until you see it, but literally you don't hear a thing. I know your thinking, "Duh, that's because it's faster than sound", but when the whole day prior you see and hear such loud jets, the silence feels eerie. But then the loudest crack-BOOM you can imagine happens, and in another few seconds, the plane is out of sight.

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[info]freddyo
2006-07-19 12:09 am UTC (link)

Seeing a B1-B break the sound barrier. F-in cool, and the loudest LOUDEST noise I've ever heard in my life, EVER. Seeing it, your mind can't fathom how something so big (it's like 150 feet long), can go so friggin fast. The ground shakes as it comes by, which is cool, because the jet is again silent once it's above the threshold until it comes by. Yet the ground that is exposed to the sound vibrates so much, that you can feel it well before the sound reaches you.

Seeing 2000 pound bombs explode. I was at an airshow which was to celebrate the closing of K I Sawyer airbase in Northern Michigan and they actually had a B52 bomber drop bombs of one of the older runways to show the public how much power those bombs had. Ungodly crazy is all I can say. The shockwave was more concussive than getting kicked in the chest, and the blast was more than a 1/2 mile away from us. You could see the sonic shockwave on the grass as it crossed the tarmac to the crowd.

Anyway, it's so so soooo cool. I really recommend you do it, because some of the things you see will easily stick with you for the rest of your life.

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[info]csh_rhubarb
2006-07-19 01:04 am UTC (link)
A-10s were always my favorite. The plane was built around the gun (which shoots through tanks with ease), the pilot sits in a bullet proof bathtub, and you can litterally shoot off large portions of the wings/tail and it will be able to make it home just fine.

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[info]joe714
2006-07-19 02:01 am UTC (link)
And if you run the numbers, the main gun puts out as much thrust as one of the engines. With the gun cranked up, one of the engines at full throttle is just keeping it from going backwards. Newton's a bitch.

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[info]csh_rhubarb
2006-07-20 06:53 pm UTC (link)
I always liked what one of the pilots said about the gun; "It's like throwing the plane in reverse"

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[info]kieliszek
2006-07-19 12:17 pm UTC (link)
I played the demo for Hunters and it seemed good. You should ask around and see if anyone has a copy you can try out. Also good to know you are permanently broken.

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